January 2009
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According to Alternative to Marriage:
there are 11 million people living with an unmarried partner in the United States, including both same-sex and different-sex couples (2000 Census).
between 1960 and 2000, the number of unmarried cohabiting couples increased one thousand percent.
41% of American women ages 15-44 have cohabited (lived with an unmarried different-sex partner) at some point. This includes 9% of women ages 15-19,...
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capucha:
Tongue twister on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
Trying to say “Panier-Piano” as fast as possible without messing up ! (“Panier” is french for Basket)
sooooo cutteeee!!!!
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proof that i'm a blossoming typography nerd:
(i'm looking at a customers ID at work so he can buy an iphone)
me: your name is kern?
customer: yeah.
me: are your parents graphic designers?
customer: no.
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1000 Awesome Things →
this makes me really happy. AWESOME!
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us.
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Jake And Amir Dot Com →
i am newly obsessed with these guys. so. funny.
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Cynics may shake their heads, but cynics never really do much anyway. Except...
– subway poster for the freelancers union
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Apartment Therapy Unplugged | Smeg's Small Space... →
this is so cute!
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GO!PETDESIGN →
omgomgomgomg…when i work somewhere that actually gives me more than three days a week of work this is going up HIGH on my wishlist. stylish design for dog stuff?? amazing.
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this is my job, part 2.
(an old man approaches me at work and tells me he has a question about his new macbook pro. he takes it out of his louis vuitton messenger bag and explains that he doesn't know how to get rid of windows once he has minimized them. i show him how.)
old man: oh, thank you so much! (hugs me and kisses my forehead).
me: um, you're welcome!
old man: i'm having a party, will you come to it? here, give me your name and number!
me: uhhhh i don't think i'm allowed to do that...
old man: oh, come one!
me: i don't have a card on me..
old man: it's okay, i'll give you my number!
me: i'm glad i could help you but i don't think i'm quite ready to go to your party.
old man: oh it's not a small party or anything, there will be a hundred people and there will be champagne and-
me: i don't think so, sorry.
old man: you know, i think a large portion of our population is afraid of having a good time.
me: (pause) that's probably true.
old man: hah!
me: where is your party anyway?
old man: on 58th and 3rd.
me: what's the occasion?
old man: i'm moving into a new apartment! but you're not going to come.
(he walks off.)
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this is my job.
(i am standing at the third-party software wall and a crazy homeless guy comes up to me)
crazy guy: which is the best one?
me: (pause) for what?
crazy guy: for good stuff!
me: uhhhh..adobe photoshop.
crazy guy: you are the best worker here! don't tell anyone i said that. i hear you're getting a raise, is it true?
me: no.
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secret diary of a call girl is great for those of us who like our television clever and dirty.
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Design*Sponge » Blog Archive » diy wedding... →
this is such a cool idea!