August 2009
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Watchone sided conversation.
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just when i think my life can't get any more...
(middle-aged australian customer named argus is on the phone. i'm helping him buy a computer.)
argus: ah, sorry!
me: no, that's okay. i got the total for you in australian dollars.
argus: i should take you home with me!
me: (nervous laughter)
argus: oh no, i didn't mean it like that, not like caveman-cavegirl stuff...
me: no, i know what you meant!
argus: i mean i find you very attractive. uh...oh dear now it's really warm in here.
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later...
argus: (mumbles something as i started to talk)
me: what were you saying?
argus: oh, I was just going to be cheeky and ask you when you can come out to lunch.
me: uhhh...i have no life, i work all the time! (changes subject..)
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yikes, it's a good thing i'm already in a relationship, because i clearly have no idea how to even interact with someone who is attracted to me. especially if they are middle aged and australian.
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“Cowards die many times before they are dead. The valiant never taste of death...”
– William Shakespeare
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Watchi don’t even have the words to explain how beautiful i find this.
from d*s.
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